Monday, March 9, 2009

Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien

There was always bound to be things that we missed. Leaving a few months ahead of schedule certainly had the potential to amplify that fact but as we look back, only a few days removed, we see just that... things that we miss -- but nothing that we regret...

1. Family lunch. They send the kids home from school from Noon until 1:30 each day for lunch. They take lunch very seriously here. Nearly every day, Lance "came home from work" to sit down at the table to join us for lunch. It was really nice.

2. Drinking wine that was cultivated, harvested, and bottled by people we know personally and consider our friends.

3. The sweetest oysters you've ever tasted at less than 50 cents apiece, there for you every Wed and Sat at the Market.

4. Hearing Ellie say "Castle!" when she sees the church in Aubarne, as well as her joy at seeing "Kelsey," "her pony" every time I drive her back and forth to school. Although I have not had the heart to break it to her that her pony "Kelsey" is more like Kelsey Grammer than she realizes.

5. Stopping a telemarketer dead in their tracks by saying, "You're calling me in France right now, I am not interested." They are so confused because they are sure they dialed a US number.

6. Dark Dog Energy Drink. Sure it's just a knockoff of RedBull but "Dark Dog" is way cooler to say.

7. The baguettes. Actually, there were a lot of really mediocre baguettes in Southern France but, the good ones... oh the good ones. We will forever be in search for another baguette to match the "Sanilhacoise."

8. The croissants. Do I really need to say anything more? Okay -- just to drive the point home, in France we always needed to buy five croissants: one for each of us and an extra for Ellie. When she'd polished off her two, she'd start lobbying to finish Cole's. So our first morning back here, Lance went to Dunkin Donuts for bagels, coffee, and croissants. As usual, he bought two for Ellie. She sat up in her chair, took one bite, spit it out and said, "yucky, I don't like this croissant!" *sigh* refined tastes are hard to satisfy.

9. The markets. Two days a week, we'd head into Uzes (or whatever other town we'd find ourselves in on Saturday morning) and do some shopping at the market. Now, for most of the winter it was clear that the produce was being shipped in from somewhere -- Spain or North Africa in most cases -- but there was still a certain charm to heading into the Place Aux Herbes and stocking up on your greens and maybe a piece of fish, oysters, or lamb for that night's meal. We will anxiously await the opening of the Wednesday Farmer's Market in Davis Square.

10. Being able to order a demi-pichet of house wine at any little lunch spot and getting a solid, beautiful local wine for mere pennies.

11. The music. Okay, this entry may have a bit of sarcasm to it. While there are a few gems, like Christophe Maé or Asa, there are several hours of pure schlock played on the French radio. But, as though to make up for the suffering they've just put you through, they'll then go and spin some Barry White or Sir Tom Jones... and completely redeem themselves!"

11. The food. This is actually a point of contention amongst Team Davis. While we certainly had many excellent meals in France, Lance insists that nothing we ate there compares with his best meals in Boston. That may or may not be the case but the beauty of the food was the consistency. We could walk into any little place for lunch (which we frequently did) and at the very least have our choice of salads that would feed three people, pizzas that put 95% of American pies to shame, or a "menu" -- the prix fixe option -- that was, at the least, uniformly very good. These people take their food seriously.

12. More than anything else though, we will miss our friends. It's hard to imagine that you could make such close friends over the course of just seven months but when things click, they just click. I know it's easy to say now, just a few short days removed, but I have little doubt that, in this age of Email, Skype, and Facebook, we will remain close, even though we may be an ocean apart. We wouldn't have made it without them.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Two of us

Two of us riding nowhere
Spending someone's
Hard earned pay
You and me Sunday driving
Not arriving
On our way back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home

Two of us sending postcards
Writing letters
On my wall
You and me burning matches
Lifting latches
On our way back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home

You and I have memories
Longer than the road that stretches out ahead

Two of us wearing raincoats
Standing so low
In the sun
You and me chasing paper
Getting nowhere
On our way back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home

You and I have memories
Longer than the road that stretches out ahead

Two of us wearing raincoats
Standing solo
In the sun
You and me chasing paper
Getting nowhere
On our way back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home

We're going home
Better believe it

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Dirty Water

This list was started months ago with a few things that I was all fired up about and really missed at the time. Things that we couldn’t wait to get back to Boston to enjoy. Now, I have to say that I am having a hard time thinking of things to include. As our departure day draws near my mind is clouded with all of the things we will miss here in France and that is making it hard to leave.

* Seeing our friends and family (this has been extremely hard).
* A dryer – soft clothes and towels (crunchy clothes and deformed, stretched-out shirts are not cool).
* Warmth – old stone farmhouses in Southern France are DRAFTY. A room that is well insulated and easily maintained at a comfortable 68 degrees. Heck, I'd settle for 65. We've been living life at 60 degrees. It's chilly. You could store meat in here.
* Not having to work hard to understand the gossip of people waiting to pick up their kid at school.
* Putting the kids to sleep in their bedroom with out having to walk the Somerville equivalent of the distance to our neighbors’ house to get back to the living room.
* Sushi, Greek, Mexican, Indian, BBQ, heck diversity of any kind in terms of food. While we’re on topic of food - a GOOD Steak! Cows over here are grass fed and are just… they’re not good.
* A practically-designed kitchen and OUR cooking equipment and related gear. The beautiful, stylish kitchen with only three burners and minimal workspace that looks like a Food Network studio kitchen is not necessarily the optimal cooking experience for us.
* And speaking of food, plastic wrap with an actual metal cutting edge – they have an inverted bread knife here to cut paper towels but when you buy a box of saran wrap there is but a flimsy cardboard corrugated ridge that is supposed to cut the wrap. It does not, of course, and you end up with a wrinkled ball of plastic in your hand and a mangled pile of cardboard on the floor. It’s not pretty.
* Being able to drive out of my driveway without having to roll down my window. Seriously, we’ve been here almost 7 months and I am the primary driver of this rather large car for European standards – you’d think I’d know it by now. The driveway in our hamlet has a weird turn and it VERY tight in one spot. I have to roll down my driver window and make sure I am not going to hit the side of the house. Now our city driveway is skinny, but not this bad!
* Rolling around on the floor with the kids and not coming away with bruises and a low-grade concussion from the stone floors. A rug… just a nice, soft rug.
* Stepping outside and seeing… life. People, cars, bikes, buses, just some indicia that the rest of humanity did not vaporize overnight.
* TV. I’m sorry but random celebrity talk/variety shows and dubbed-over reruns of CSI and Law and Order SVU does not constitute legitimate television.

I’m sure there has been a list of other things that we’ve barked at each other over the past seven months but somehow we can’t think of any more at the moment. For now, we’re buried in bags and boxes and counting kilograms and sitting on suitcases to get them zippered and it is nice to think about sitting in our warm, cozy living room and flipping on a Sox grapefruit league game. I just hope it isn’t snowing outside.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Day Tripper

I suppose all of our trips have been “day trips,” technically, other than the overnight in Switzerland, but we thought it would be fun to call out a few highlights and anecdotes that we’ve particularly enjoyed.

Over the holidays we took the kids ice skating at the "patinoire" that was set up in the "esplanade" in Uzès. They actually truck in a portable rink, together with a small selection of midway rides and games and set it up outside from the circular boulevard that runs in the footprint of the old city walls. Impressive, although the rink isn't exactly Olympic size. In fact, it's probably a lot smaller than dozens of backyard rinks set up every year in the Metro Boston area. Nonetheless, it was close by and the best option we had. The high point was Cole taking to skates like a fish to water and then bringing the house down by flat out grooving to Day Tripper – on skates – as it blared over the sound-system.

A few weeks back we finally got around to visiting the Cathédrale Saint-Théodorit d'Uzès (when it wasn’t packed wall to wall with Christmas Eve worshippers). It’s a good thing it was empty this day because we spent about 20 minutes lying face down on the dank cold stone floor looking for Cole's lost shoe.

We’ve tried to make sure we drove around to some of the less well-known areas near our village… the ones that never make it into the Michelin Guides. On one such adventure, we found ourselves driving from little village to little village trying to find a restaurant open for lunch (we finally had to drive all the way to Bagnols-Sur- Cèze, where we ate Indian pizza… yum). On one back road in between two very not-open villages, we came upon what can only be described as the world’s greatest retirement home for tractors. Yup, you read that right.


Last weekend we headed into the Vaucluse to discover the source of La Rive Sourges. The Fontaine-de-Vaucluse, swollen from the recent rains, was a pretty impressive sight as it mysteriously swells from an unknown source deep inside a closed valley. The whitewater roaring away from the source made for an excellent kayak course and some sort of local club or team was practicing running gates while we watched. It was quite a sight.

That same day, we wound our way south to the village of Barben for a visit to Château Le Barben, the self-proclaimed “most beautiful castle in Provence.” What was amazing about this 10th century castle, other than its dramatic setting, was that, after being in the same family for over 500 years, it was sold in the sixties to a wealthy businessman who opened it up to the public. The amazing part, however is that *his family still lives there!* His daughter and her husband are both in the art/design/history professions and they have kept the Château maintained and open to the public. They live there with their family and on the day we visited, while waiting for our tour to begin, there was a gaggle of grandkids playing soccer in the castle gardens. Some life.


Our tour of the Château went fairly well, having wisely remembered to pack lollypops for the kids. Hard to scream when you have a “sucette” in your mouth. I do think the guide was a bit nervous when Cole decided to heave his pop across the room. Life moved in slow motion as it spiraled towards a 16th century Belgian tapestry. Oops. Sadly, we’d packed but one set of child silencers and as the tour entered the subterranean passages that housed the military defenders of the castle, things went poorly. We told Ellie that the costumed Knight leading this part of the tour was there to save the Princess. “Where’s the Princess??” Um… I think she’s at school. Cole entertained himself by rolling around in the 10th century dirt and throwing rocks at the ancient armaments and shields. “Ooh… sorry… no, I think that dent was already there.”
These are but a few of the great places we’ve taken in. There are plenty more and should you find yourself in the South of France, you would do well to visit any of them: the Roman Theatre in Orange, a visit to a winery in Châteauneuf du Pape, the legendary Friday market in Carpentras, and a drive up Le Mont Ventoux as far as the snow-covered roads would allow so Ellie could see the mountain that Daddy rode his bike up. It was sunny an warm enough to enjoy a hot chocolate on the patio at Chalet Reynard… a little Apres-ski, sans ski.
Our last Day Trip was on Sunday and it may be the most amazing thing we’ve seen in France. We drove west to the Grotte des Demoiselles, the Cave of the Fairies. This massive cavern, which you actually have to go UP to get into, was stunning. I spent the bulk of the hour-long tour literally speechless. To say that it looked like a movie set from an Indiana Jones or Lord of the Rings movie doesn’t even do it justice. I had to continually remind myself that it was real.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Mon Legionnaire

If you find our hamlet on Google Maps you will notice, if you are anything like me, that when you browse the surrounding area there is a fairly significant facility of some sort at the very top of the hill that separates us from the city of Nimes. Upon closer inspection (and thanks to the quality of the satellite images and the French Military’s apparent disregard for any level of secrecy), you can see in some detail that it is a military base.

After dispensing with the requisite jokes at the expense of the French Military, I came to realize that there is actually quite a significant military presence in this area. In addition to the large outpost on top of the hill, there is a French Foreign Legion barracks in town and there is also an Air Force base just north of us. On any given weekday one has no trouble remembering the presence of these installations as the rattle of automatic weapons crackling off the 17th century stone walls is interrupted only by the thump-thump-thump of ordinance as the gunners take their target practice in vast firing ranges carved into the garrigues atop the plateau across the river from us, sending a tangible jolt through chest and window pane alike.

More frequent, however, are the flyboys – those French Top Guns in their delta wing Mirage fighter jets who dance across the Provencal sky at least two or three days a week. These modern-day flying aces stay at a high altitude, begging you to strain your eyes and your neck to catch a tiny flash of sun off of a wing before you can identify the source of the slow and lingering roar.

There are, however, exceptions. One clear morning I dashed outside and was able to spot two jets at altitude engaged in what looked like either a mock dogfight or some serious multi-million Euro showboating. It was an entertaining spectacle until I realized I was standing on our patio, staring at the sky, half dressed.

Of greater note, however, is Henri. Nearly every day when we first arrived last summer, and less frequently but still regularly now, an older, swept-wing fighter would roar over the house at a few thousand feet at best. Only the faint whine of the engine would provide a second or two of forewarning before the deafening thunder would shake house and soul and he’d be gone. He was always heading East to West when we saw him in the morning and West to East in the afternoon.

This strange linear pattern, so at odds with the regular pairs of jets we’d see at other times, convinced me that this clearly was a rogue operator. Some French Monsieur on his way to pick up a perfect baguette or to meet an acquaintance for an afternoon Pastis or, perhaps, a more amorous motive. We would see Henri from various places, when we were out in the vineyards picking grapes or on the bike in some village or another. But it was always the same pattern. Occasionally I would try to catch a glimpse under the canopy for, if I had, I am sure I would have seen an older Bonhomme, with a leather flight helmet and goggles, of course. His crisp white silk scarf would strike a dashing contrast to his dark elaborate moustache as old French music blared from his cockpit sound system.

I tried desperately to get a picture but no matter how closely I laid the camera, lens cap off, auto settings engaged, I was never quick enough and by the time I had viewfinder to eye all I saw was an empty sky. But, each time, as I stared after the fast-fading specter, I’m certain that I heard the haunting strains of Edith Piaf, hanging in the laden Provencal air.