Ain't Wastin' Time No More

From the "Classic Unintentionally Comical Packaging Translations" File:

Are you considering whether you need to buy a smoke detector? Well the good folks at ELRO have a simple question for you...

Seriously folks, "Why risk your life?" Why? Why would you even consider risking your life? Why? Buy this smoke detector now. STOP... Don't walk away! Come back here!! YOU'RE RISKING YOUR LIFE! DON'T RISK YOUR LIFE!!

Kidding aside, you all "fell back" this weekend, so we're back to six hours ahead of Eastern Time. Also, change the batteries in those smoke detectors. I mean, really... why risk your life?

(Also, GO VOTE!)